1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls. (HAHA! :>)
2. Guys hate flirts. (Oo.)
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. :">
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. :">
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend. (Ugh.)
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them!!! (:D HAHA!)
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry. (Tsk tsk)
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him!! Listen!! (Hahaha! :D)
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime, he does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Girls are guys' weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long!
34. No guy is bad when he is courting.
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me"
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake. (Sulit eh!! X)) Haha!!)
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72.. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73.. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of you or he's criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you, it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend. All I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why. (HA-HA!!)
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes. (Amen!! :P)
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
2.14.2009
The Day I Became A "Man"
I always thought I have a big punany until the other night. It's not that I have a big one, but I have not tried having a meaty one in it.
The other night was my best lay so far that I could not get it off of my head. The very best one that I thought of sex the whole day yesterday like a man. I do not want to stereotype, however, it is a fact that men think of sex every ten seconds, or less. I admit I think of sex more often than most women, in heat or otherwise, but yesterday was so unlikely of me. It was the first time in my entire sex life that I got so affected by the mere thought of it that I was unable to work properly. The lyrics from Sugar Ray's song Answer the Phone keeps on playing in my head --- "I wanna do it again..and do it again.."
I have always applauded myself for being able to talk about sex like it was the day's weather. I have always commended myself that I can talk about foreplay like I was just reading the grocery list. I have always been that type of person that I wanted to bang my head on the wall so hard for being so ecchi and wanted to do something about it. I was so restless.
The other night was also the first night that I had sex like a guy. I just picked-up a random guy (from the net), went to his place, then bham! No emotional attachments whatsoever. I did not even listen to his stories, I just wanted to jump him and do him..which never happened since he did me the whole time we were "playing".
The cold and rainy weather did not help me yesterday either.. "Don't get wet, stay dry," was my boss' parting words last night, and I thought of sex yet again..
The other night was my best lay so far that I could not get it off of my head. The very best one that I thought of sex the whole day yesterday like a man. I do not want to stereotype, however, it is a fact that men think of sex every ten seconds, or less. I admit I think of sex more often than most women, in heat or otherwise, but yesterday was so unlikely of me. It was the first time in my entire sex life that I got so affected by the mere thought of it that I was unable to work properly. The lyrics from Sugar Ray's song Answer the Phone keeps on playing in my head --- "I wanna do it again..and do it again.."
I have always applauded myself for being able to talk about sex like it was the day's weather. I have always commended myself that I can talk about foreplay like I was just reading the grocery list. I have always been that type of person that I wanted to bang my head on the wall so hard for being so ecchi and wanted to do something about it. I was so restless.
The other night was also the first night that I had sex like a guy. I just picked-up a random guy (from the net), went to his place, then bham! No emotional attachments whatsoever. I did not even listen to his stories, I just wanted to jump him and do him..which never happened since he did me the whole time we were "playing".
The cold and rainy weather did not help me yesterday either.. "Don't get wet, stay dry," was my boss' parting words last night, and I thought of sex yet again..
2.06.2009
Steamy Nite in Hollywood
It's a rainy, humid, Friday night, and it reminds me of the night my friends and I went out to Hollywood to drink, dance, and have fun. That night, amidst the Asian crowd, I met her..
She was so stunning in her statuesque feature, long, ash blond hair, baby blue eyes, and thin, pink lips. She came to me, we danced, and she spoke in her drunken stupor in a language I could not figure out at first since she's slurring with her words..
"Je suis désolé que je sois ivre.."
She said those words again. This time in a breathy voice. The dance floor suddenly became warmer, and my hands began to sweat. She speaks French.
"Ich bin traurig, dass ich getrunken werde.."
She whispered to my ear again. It's another different language. Did that mean she spoke a different one a while ago..? I was still pondering my thoughts when she put her arms around my neck and bent down to kiss me. It was sweet. Her hands were warm and soft, her lips warmer and softer. I could not believe my luck! I did not pry my tongue in her mouth, not yet anyway, I did not want her or her friends to think that I am taking advantage of her drunken state.
"I said, I am sorry I am drunk. I only had one too many," she explained.
"It's okay. I can see you are drunk, do you want to go back to your friends now?" I wanted to hit my noggin for asking her the silly query, but luck was on my side. She said "no" and kissed me again. This time, she ran her long fingers through my long hair, still in the middle of the dance floor. I held her face, touched her cheeks and jawline. It was so smooth.
"Let's go to the powder room.." she sugge--- no, she commanded, and I obeyed.
Despite the humidity, she was wearing a turtleneck sweater, a pair of plaid pants, and boots. I was thinking she went straight to the club after work. I on the other hand wore my denim mini-skirts, red halter blouse, and knee-high boots.
As we stepped inside the ladies' room, I got a good look on her face. She looks European, Swedish perhaps. She reminded me of that paperback I read when I was in high school about a Swedish lady who owns a motel where-in the room keys were thrown by men into the pool and women would dive into the pool in order to retrieve it, therefore having access to the said room and its occupant. She's a decade, more or less, older than me. Her cheeks were marbled with blood vessels, and I am a sucker for those features. The three-inch heeled boots she was wearing only added to her five foot ten inches tallness that I was facing her B-cups when we got crammed inside the cubicle.
We started lip-locking again. This time more wet, more torrid, and more wanton that I could taste her jager-bombs mixed with my sex on the beach. Her hands were all-over my body and mine imitated hers. She cupped my double-Ds, squeezed it, played with it. I felt her butt cheeks and pinched it when she started to tread her lips and tongue down my neck. The cubicle felt so stuffy. She took my hands and brought it down her crotch area, yearning to be touched. I obliged.. I caressed her crotch like she wanted me to as she slid her hands up my skirt. I unbuttoned and unzipped her pants, stripped it down along with her underpants. I got excited when I saw it, and it was excited to see me as well. I started kissing it.. Then licked it.. Nibbled it.. And then finally sucked it.. She was feeling so ecstatic she let out a groan. I was enjoying giving her pleasures when the lady by the restroom's sink knocked on our cubicle's door.
We hurriedly put ourselves together. I left the cubicle first waiting for her to follow me, but her friends were waiting outside and I assumed they brought her home. I never got her number nor her name. Her friends were tall too, just like her.. I wonder if they too have penises as big as hers.
She was so stunning in her statuesque feature, long, ash blond hair, baby blue eyes, and thin, pink lips. She came to me, we danced, and she spoke in her drunken stupor in a language I could not figure out at first since she's slurring with her words..
"Je suis désolé que je sois ivre.."
She said those words again. This time in a breathy voice. The dance floor suddenly became warmer, and my hands began to sweat. She speaks French.
"Ich bin traurig, dass ich getrunken werde.."
She whispered to my ear again. It's another different language. Did that mean she spoke a different one a while ago..? I was still pondering my thoughts when she put her arms around my neck and bent down to kiss me. It was sweet. Her hands were warm and soft, her lips warmer and softer. I could not believe my luck! I did not pry my tongue in her mouth, not yet anyway, I did not want her or her friends to think that I am taking advantage of her drunken state.
"I said, I am sorry I am drunk. I only had one too many," she explained.
"It's okay. I can see you are drunk, do you want to go back to your friends now?" I wanted to hit my noggin for asking her the silly query, but luck was on my side. She said "no" and kissed me again. This time, she ran her long fingers through my long hair, still in the middle of the dance floor. I held her face, touched her cheeks and jawline. It was so smooth.
"Let's go to the powder room.." she sugge--- no, she commanded, and I obeyed.
Despite the humidity, she was wearing a turtleneck sweater, a pair of plaid pants, and boots. I was thinking she went straight to the club after work. I on the other hand wore my denim mini-skirts, red halter blouse, and knee-high boots.
As we stepped inside the ladies' room, I got a good look on her face. She looks European, Swedish perhaps. She reminded me of that paperback I read when I was in high school about a Swedish lady who owns a motel where-in the room keys were thrown by men into the pool and women would dive into the pool in order to retrieve it, therefore having access to the said room and its occupant. She's a decade, more or less, older than me. Her cheeks were marbled with blood vessels, and I am a sucker for those features. The three-inch heeled boots she was wearing only added to her five foot ten inches tallness that I was facing her B-cups when we got crammed inside the cubicle.
We started lip-locking again. This time more wet, more torrid, and more wanton that I could taste her jager-bombs mixed with my sex on the beach. Her hands were all-over my body and mine imitated hers. She cupped my double-Ds, squeezed it, played with it. I felt her butt cheeks and pinched it when she started to tread her lips and tongue down my neck. The cubicle felt so stuffy. She took my hands and brought it down her crotch area, yearning to be touched. I obliged.. I caressed her crotch like she wanted me to as she slid her hands up my skirt. I unbuttoned and unzipped her pants, stripped it down along with her underpants. I got excited when I saw it, and it was excited to see me as well. I started kissing it.. Then licked it.. Nibbled it.. And then finally sucked it.. She was feeling so ecstatic she let out a groan. I was enjoying giving her pleasures when the lady by the restroom's sink knocked on our cubicle's door.
We hurriedly put ourselves together. I left the cubicle first waiting for her to follow me, but her friends were waiting outside and I assumed they brought her home. I never got her number nor her name. Her friends were tall too, just like her.. I wonder if they too have penises as big as hers.
2.04.2009
One Hit Wonders
My fave One Hit Wonders in random order..
- How Do You Talk To An Angel by The Heights
- Breakfast At Tiffany's by Deep Blue Something
- Bitch by Meredith Brooks
- No Rain by Blind Melon
- Closing Time by Semisonic
- I Touch Myself by Divinyls
- Sugar, Sugar by The Archies (Archie Andrews, Veronica, Betty, Jughead Jones, Richie)
- Tainted Love by Soft Cell
- The Freshman by Verve Pipe
- More Than Just the Two of Us by Sneaker
- More than Words by Extreme
- One of Us by Joan Osbourne
- Melt With You by Modern English
- Wildflower by Skylark
- Afternoon Delight by Starland Vocal Band
- How Do You Talk To An Angel by The Heights
- Breakfast At Tiffany's by Deep Blue Something
- Bitch by Meredith Brooks
- No Rain by Blind Melon
- Closing Time by Semisonic
- I Touch Myself by Divinyls
- Sugar, Sugar by The Archies (Archie Andrews, Veronica, Betty, Jughead Jones, Richie)
- Tainted Love by Soft Cell
- The Freshman by Verve Pipe
- More Than Just the Two of Us by Sneaker
- More than Words by Extreme
- One of Us by Joan Osbourne
- Melt With You by Modern English
- Wildflower by Skylark
- Afternoon Delight by Starland Vocal Band
2.03.2009
Me..? Bedroom Voice..? Really..?
I was told by a lot of people that I have a bedroom voice over the phone, but I never believed it until last week. I was making outbound calls to collect from patients their outstanding balances when I came across this guy who hit on me over the phone. I told my co-workers about the incident and they told me I must have a "sexy" voice. Maybe not Kathleen Turner sexy, but same impact, I guess..
So what constitutes a bedroom voice..? Whenever I think of it, Rachel Shelley and Kim Cattrall comes to mind, but I might be wrong.. I know I don't have that husky Demi Moore-ish voice, nor the sultry timbre akin to Angelina Jolie's, nor that "come hither" Nicole Kidman voice, accent's a bonus!
Anyhoo.. If I'm to make a random list of women with sexy voices, I'd say, apart from the aforementioned, they were..
- Kate Moennig
- Susan Sarandon
- Angie Harmon
- Jill Hennesy
- Pauley Perrette
- Cote de Pablo
- Julia Roberts
- Lindsay Lohan
- Marg Helgenberger
- Holland Taylor
- Julie Andrews
- Nigella Lawson
So what constitutes a bedroom voice..? Whenever I think of it, Rachel Shelley and Kim Cattrall comes to mind, but I might be wrong.. I know I don't have that husky Demi Moore-ish voice, nor the sultry timbre akin to Angelina Jolie's, nor that "come hither" Nicole Kidman voice, accent's a bonus!
Anyhoo.. If I'm to make a random list of women with sexy voices, I'd say, apart from the aforementioned, they were..
- Kate Moennig
- Susan Sarandon
- Angie Harmon
- Jill Hennesy
- Pauley Perrette
- Cote de Pablo
- Julia Roberts
- Lindsay Lohan
- Marg Helgenberger
- Holland Taylor
- Julie Andrews
- Nigella Lawson
2.02.2009
Word of the Day
I was browsing through Youtube searching for Family Guy clip featuring Journey song Don't Stop Believing since it became an LSS from Super Bowl Sunday when I came across this video description:
"**READ FIRST** --this is the original Video--
I didnt plan to record this so its kind of improvizated and i was laughting at the end thats why its shaking, also some parts are in spanish"
WTF?! (wow, that's fun!)
"**READ FIRST** --this is the original Video--
I didnt plan to record this so its kind of improvizated and i was laughting at the end thats why its shaking, also some parts are in spanish"
WTF?! (wow, that's fun!)
Sai-ology
FOODOLOGY
Q: What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Honey mustard whenever I don't feel like eating my salad naked..
Q: What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Carl's Jr. 'coz they have big burgers and Sub-Way 'coz they serve healthy sammies.
Q: What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. A lot.. Banana Bay for Thai Foods, Salo-Salo for Filipino, Ami Sushi or Tokyo Lobby for Sushi and Sashimi, Tofu House for Korean, and so on..
Q: On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. 17% of the tab.
Q: What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of it?
A: Miso soup and sashimi!
Q: What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. 'Shrooms and artichokes
Q: What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Cream cheese
TECHNOLOGY
Q: What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. Diablo 3 wallpaper
Q: How many televisions are in your house?
A. One in each room.
~~~
BIOLOGY
Q: Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right-handed.
Q: Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Body hairs, and blockheads.
Q: What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. Can't remember..
Q: Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Nope. Doorbelled, yeah..
~~~
BULLCRAPOLOGY
Q: If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Not sure..since I easily get stressed-out.. I'd die earlier than the pre-destined day of my death.
Q: If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. I love my name as it is.. It's kinda unique. ^_^
Q: What color do you think looks best on you?
A: Bloody red I guess..
Q: Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. *giggles*
Q: Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. Nope.
Q: Has someone ever saved yours?
A. None.
~~~
DAREOLOGY
Q: Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Sure thing!
Q: Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000
A. I love raising my pinky whenever I drink tea..
Q: Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Make it $5 000 000.00 and we have a deal.
Q: Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Add two more zeroes, yes. ^_^
Q: Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. Sure, but I get to choose the brand and type of chili.
Q: Would you, without fear of punishment, take a humans life for $1,000,000?
A. Fuck yeah! As long as I bear animosity and hostility over that person. I won't kill a person without any personal vendetta.
~~~
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A. I usually don't stuff anything in it since I place my schlong on that side.. ROFLMAO!
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A. Haven't seen it, never will..
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A. Hardwood baby, all the way..
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A. I only sit if I do my laundry at the same time.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A. A couple I guess..
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A. Last night, and the night before that, and the night before that. DUI check-point by Valley Boulevard and Amar Road. It's Super Bowl weekend, dude!
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A. I'm a grown woman.. Just doesn't look like it since I'm a lil short..
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A. I'm trying to put me, myself, and I..
~~~
LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to?
A. goddess Louie
Q: Last person who called you?
A. My dad
Q: Person you hugged?
A. Chloe
Q: Person you kissed?
A. Beso-beso..? Chloe
~~~
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A. 88
Q: Season?
A: Winter
~~~
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A. Yeah.
Q: Mood?
A. Nothing in particular..
Q: Listening to?
A: John Legend's Another Again
Q: Watching?
A. When It's At Night
Q: Worrying about?
A. Everything and Nothing
~~~
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A. Brother's bedroom
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A. Get over with my boredom
Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A. Failure to Launch
Q: Do you smile often?
A. Not really
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A. Ask my friends.
~~~
TAGOLOGY
Q. Tag five people and explain why you're tagging 'em.
A: Can't think of any in particular.. I'm too bored..
Q: What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Honey mustard whenever I don't feel like eating my salad naked..
Q: What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Carl's Jr. 'coz they have big burgers and Sub-Way 'coz they serve healthy sammies.
Q: What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. A lot.. Banana Bay for Thai Foods, Salo-Salo for Filipino, Ami Sushi or Tokyo Lobby for Sushi and Sashimi, Tofu House for Korean, and so on..
Q: On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. 17% of the tab.
Q: What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of it?
A: Miso soup and sashimi!
Q: What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. 'Shrooms and artichokes
Q: What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Cream cheese
TECHNOLOGY
Q: What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. Diablo 3 wallpaper
Q: How many televisions are in your house?
A. One in each room.
~~~
BIOLOGY
Q: Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right-handed.
Q: Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Body hairs, and blockheads.
Q: What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. Can't remember..
Q: Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Nope. Doorbelled, yeah..
~~~
BULLCRAPOLOGY
Q: If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Not sure..since I easily get stressed-out.. I'd die earlier than the pre-destined day of my death.
Q: If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. I love my name as it is.. It's kinda unique. ^_^
Q: What color do you think looks best on you?
A: Bloody red I guess..
Q: Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. *giggles*
Q: Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. Nope.
Q: Has someone ever saved yours?
A. None.
~~~
DAREOLOGY
Q: Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Sure thing!
Q: Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000
A. I love raising my pinky whenever I drink tea..
Q: Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Make it $5 000 000.00 and we have a deal.
Q: Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Add two more zeroes, yes. ^_^
Q: Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. Sure, but I get to choose the brand and type of chili.
Q: Would you, without fear of punishment, take a humans life for $1,000,000?
A. Fuck yeah! As long as I bear animosity and hostility over that person. I won't kill a person without any personal vendetta.
~~~
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A. I usually don't stuff anything in it since I place my schlong on that side.. ROFLMAO!
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A. Haven't seen it, never will..
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A. Hardwood baby, all the way..
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A. I only sit if I do my laundry at the same time.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A. A couple I guess..
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A. Last night, and the night before that, and the night before that. DUI check-point by Valley Boulevard and Amar Road. It's Super Bowl weekend, dude!
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A. I'm a grown woman.. Just doesn't look like it since I'm a lil short..
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A. I'm trying to put me, myself, and I..
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LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to?
A. goddess Louie
Q: Last person who called you?
A. My dad
Q: Person you hugged?
A. Chloe
Q: Person you kissed?
A. Beso-beso..? Chloe
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FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A. 88
Q: Season?
A: Winter
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CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A. Yeah.
Q: Mood?
A. Nothing in particular..
Q: Listening to?
A: John Legend's Another Again
Q: Watching?
A. When It's At Night
Q: Worrying about?
A. Everything and Nothing
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RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A. Brother's bedroom
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A. Get over with my boredom
Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A. Failure to Launch
Q: Do you smile often?
A. Not really
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A. Ask my friends.
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TAGOLOGY
Q. Tag five people and explain why you're tagging 'em.
A: Can't think of any in particular.. I'm too bored..
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