Make-up Letter from Batang Star to yours truly..

Dear Sai,

I don't really know how to tell you this, I'm joining the covenant. I think I realized it when you smacked my ass with Jean Chrétien and I saw you sit on my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that your ford sucks. I'm returning your nose hair clippers to you, but I'll keep your photo with the mustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I mocked you behind your back constantly your cucumber-fetishism is weird.

With tears of sadness,

Chris


Deym, star! This is frickin' hilarryon! yes, La, damay ka dito! LOL.