5.30.2010

Coreen

I got intrigued by my name since I've a Gaelic name but found out that my given name was already of Irish origin meaning maiden. So I've searched for it on the www, and what have I got apart from the aforementioned?

1. end of hills (Aboriginal Australian)
2. filled heart (French)
3. hummingbird (English)
4. maiden (Greek)
5. spear (unknown origin)

But, according to a good friend, Alex Enigma Machine, the description from Urban Dic is very apt. LOL. (click the entry's title for the Urban Dic description)

5.22.2010

Aftershock

How can former bestfriends turned into boyfriend-girlfriend go back to being bestfriends?

I know I shouldn't have agreed with him to cross the line, even if I never wanted to be just his best friend since day one. I miss talking to him about everything and nothing. I wanted to tell him about this interesting person I have recently met online. I wanted him to tell me how happy he is with his amazing. I wanted him to be there for me. I wanted him to once again listen to my random ramblings as I did to him. Just the thought of us falling apart like this pains me. I wanted him to stay in my life forever. I would happily just take whatever he can offer me.

5.14.2010

I Secrete Something Wet and Sticky!!

Your results:
You are Spider-Man
Spider-Man
90%
Hulk
70%
Green Lantern
70%
Supergirl
55%
Wonder Woman
55%
Superman
50%
Catwoman
50%
Iron Man
50%
Batman
40%
Robin
40%
The Flash
40%

You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.


Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

5.03.2010

Boy Bastos =P

A first-grade teacher, was having trouble with one of her students.

The teacher asked the boy, "what is your problem?"

The boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in
the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
third-grade too!"

The teacher had enough. She took the boy to the Principal's office.

While the boy waited at the reception of the office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave and so she agreed.

The boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Boy: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Boy: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know.
The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Boy can go to the third-grade. "

The teacher says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions, can I ask him ?"
The principal and Boy both agree.

The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Boy, after a moment "Legs."

Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

Boy: "Pockets."

Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy: Coconut

Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

The Principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, but the boy was taking charge.

Boy: Bubblegum

Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?

The Principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer..

Boy: Shake hands

Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?

Boy: Yep.

Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

Boy: Tent

Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Vodka peg.

Boy: Wedding Ring

Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Boy: Nose

Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Boy: Arrow

Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?

Boy: Firetruck

Teach: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you don't get it you have to use your hand.

Boy: Fork

Teacher: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Boy: Surname

Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?

Boy: Heart

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send this boy to Stanford University , I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"